#lmk goliath

[halfdeadhalfpaniced]

Another shitty boyfriend for macaque add him to the list

“The list” If anyone was wondering is my list of macaque ships I’ve seen aka please get better taste macaque you are red flag color blind.

In no particular order

Peng

Mayor

Wukong

Nine headed demon ( I know it’s coming)

Azure

Erlang

The Spider boys ( huntsman syntax and Goliath separately or at the same time the second has more spice)( added later I forgot them oops)

Anyone who had authority over him while he was dead kings torturers ect i think it can be one category

I recognize that some of these might not be considered shitty but they’re definitely unhealthy relationships.

[kirchefuchs]

Ah yes, the three genders: boy, girl, and cicada /j

Anyways I love Cicada being so big

[askblueandviolet]

I need to see the spider demons please 😭🙏

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[fanged-fanfics]

LMK Characters As Queerplatonic Partners (GN Reader, Pt 2)

Genres: Platonic || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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Spider Queen:

- She's got experience working with workers for her Queendom, but a friend? It's a surprisingly new concept, and at first she almost treats you like she does her minions

- She grows to become very fond of you and begins holding your opinion as highly as she does her own, making sure the others always do as you say with respect

- She confides in you a lot about the parts of herself her own minions don't even get to see. Her worries, insecurities, and the parts of herself she can't seem to come to terms with

- You help her confidence solidify in a genuine way, not just having an inflated ego (though that never fades) and in return she tries to make you feel treasured

Scorpion Queen:

- She's ecstatic whenever you offer up a QPR. A close confidant is all she's ever wanted, and she accepts eagerly to having your presence around more permanently

- She excitedly let's you see everything she's got in her castle, offering you up anything you could want as a token of gratitude for simply being there

- Jin and Yin come by occasionally and she keeps a very close eye on them to make sure they don't disturb you when you're hanging out together

- She does ask for reassurance quite a few times, but it's because she genuinely appreciates your input and takes your words to heart when you reassure her

Syntax:

- He acts like a bodyguard to you, always wanting to be around you and keep a scathing comment on the back burners for if anyone disrespects you

- He tries to teach you some coding he knows whenever you two hang out together

- You're likely the only one who could ask to install a game on his devices and he might actually say yes

- He's usually endlessly smug for you and brags on your behalf for all your accomplishments, insisting up and down that you deserve the recognition

Huntsman:

- He's not really the best at showing his closeness to you, but he does it in his own small ways like saving the best bits of food for you or scavenging for trinkets so you can keep them

- Immediately gets defensive if he thinks anyone is being rude towards you and tries to square up to anyone being a prick the second he detects it

- You're one of the only people he'll continuously praise, he always makes sure what you do is seen and appreciated just as much as any of his deeds

- Lends you his jacket if you're ever in need of one, and you're the only person he's ever lent it out to

Goliath:

- Absolute sweetheart when it comes to you. He's kind and a gentle giant with you around, but he'll switch up and fuck anyone up who tries to mess with you if you ask

- He likes to carry you around a lot due to his immense size and strength, usually by cradling you in his arm somehow or letting you ride on the mech legs

- Always offers to help with anything you're doing, he likes feeling like he's making things easier on you

- Very encouraging to anything you wanna do. He just really likes spending time with you, even if that's doing something really small or completing missions together

Mayor:

- Very eerily looms around you often, mostly as a way to keep others from getting too close to you

- He gives you access to basically anywhere in Megapolis you could ever want, always uses his title to get you into the secret cool places

- Very very devoted to you. LBD may be who he works for, but he'll do basically anything for you the second you ask him to, and he'll always offer to do more as well

- Basically a massive guard dog, but he also allows himself to be harmlessly zany around you and get a hint of a taste for human enjoyment again

[selena-nightroll]

Two large commissions from one customer!! 🙇‍♀️

‼️I take commissions only from Belarus and Russia. I can't take commissions from other countries yet :((

[yuendelahoya]

Big lego men having some tea

There's not enough Giantshipping in the world, I need these big men to love each other fkdnddjdn

[lunar54]

Spider tang au layout + headcannons

Season 1

Noodles or death happens later in the season, only about an episode before they fight possessed DBK

Tang got grabbed by spider queen before everyone could get out

The monkie gang finds his scarf (which he never takes off) and his wedding band (married freenoodles my love)

They try looking for him but can’t find him anywhere and come to the conclusion he died

Pigsy blames himself, if he didn’t let himself get swept up then his husband would still be here. He also has a bigger hatred towards the spiders

Mk feels incredibly guilty for not being able to save Tang and he wears Tang’s scarf 

Meanwhile Tang is still alive and tied up. Him and syntax became friends because they were stuck there

Tang is tied up since he tried to escape multiple times 

He realized something is wrong when the LBD showed up but doesn’t know what 

Both him and Syntax get pumped with venom turning them into spider demons 

(Tangs appearance: his skin is the same purple as the spiders and he gets green eyes. He has mechanical spider legs like Syntax. His hair is fluffy like it is in the below picture)

Because of the venom his mind is fuzzy and he doesn’t remember his past at first

he goes to the celestial realm with the other spiders and goes to Lao Tzu’s lab and gets distracted before Pigsy shows up

The two fight over the pills before Pigsy realizes that the spider looks and sounds like Tang

After a few minutes of Pigsy trying to convince Tang of the truth Tang sees Pigsy’s wedding band (which is an earring on his ear and remembers)

Pigsy throws Tang over his shoulder and books it to the ship with him and the pills

When the others see Tang they think he’s a normal spider but Pigsy was able to explain 

The moment that Mk and Mei realized it’s Tang they tackle him into a hug

When they make the antidote they try to use it on Tang but Tang tells them to use it on the masses first and that he can wait a bit longer 

At some point while everyone is distracted he slips away. He made the plan to pretend to be on the spiders side to get information on their plans and the mysterious little girl 

When he goes back to the cave he pretends that they took him because they thought he was a friend of theirs. He lies and says he tried to sabotage them but failed and begs for the queens forgiveness 

They believe him and he is allowed to stay. Goliath makes him and Syntax web hammocks to sleep in since they can’t make webs

The others are concerned on why he disappeared but are mostly relieved he’s alive

[Next]

[twinklecupcake]

Goliath: "Hey, Syntax--"

Syntax: "I'm working."

Goliath: "No, I just have a quick question. If poison expires, is it more or less poisonous?"

Syntax: "...."

Syntax: "......."

Syntax: "I was working..."

[fandomskitcanvas]

I thought it'd be funny

[jttwconfessions]

i dont rlly know how to do these things, but okay. I rlly wished we got more spider demon content. I wanted to know more about them as characters, their story, how they got to be in spider queen's side, etc. (if that makes any sense) ESPECIALLY Strong Spider/Goliath and Huntsman. I NEED to know about them, i love the spider demons bro, theyre my favorite villains in the whole entire series :[

[valaishorns]

BEACH BOYSSSS

Huntsman has Sandy’s glasses

Syntax is the only one without floaties because he actually learned to swim

[halfdeadhalfpaniced]

I just think a reality tv show setup with all the Monkie kid villains would be really funny. They’re all bad people who have at least “dabbled” in theater kid energy and would 100% cause drama and talk shit with/about each other. It would be amazing.

[kirchefuchs]

Draws all the silly bug legos :3

[potatobugz]

Maybe doodle Goliath and Huntsman having Spider-Sense? With Syntax developing it?

this isn't exactly the prompt but i did draw the first thing that came to my mind. please excuse the car battery i was also had Car Batteries on my mind at the time. i like this idea very much. thank you for the request :]

[quitealotofsodapop]

More incorrect quotes from the delightful @justweirddino

Organising these in a set so I respond to all of them, also I have the transcripts in the image descriptions.

Oh gosh so many to react to /pos

Macaque spent a lot of time either on the moon, in the Jade Palace, or in the wilds. He thinks Wukong's sense of enviromental hygiene is appaling for a monkey with his own treasury. Is def the one of the pair who starts organising/tidying up anywhere they go. Pigsy starts yelling like Gordon Ramsey if there's any mess in the kitchen or pantry area - chef habits.

2. Nezha mentions that he's part lotus around Sandy, and the big blue softy cant bring himself to eat lotus roots ever again. Wukong stayed vegan for a long time, but sometimes a monkey needs some protein. Macaque meanwhile has infact eaten other sapient beings, granted if they were already dead.

3. MK whenever they have to go somewhere vaguelly horrifying; "This Is fine." :) Can't wait till this little guy stumbles into Diyu.

4. Nezha holds the family braincell whenever Pigsy isn't available. I love how it's 100% in all their characters; Macaque would be the type to steal a car if it helped with the situation (no matter how petty). Wukong does not fear personal injury. And MK is basically a trash disposal unit when it comes to materials.

5. Wukong is 100% a "if my knee is gonna give me chronic pain, just amputate the leg"-kinda guy. Probably thinks its acceptable to take out your body parts for maintenace. He legit jokes about it during a Jttw chapter where he has to gut himself to show up some taoist priests.

6. Pigsy. Family braincell holder, and very tired of Wukong's nonsense.

7. It took Mei and MK a while to question anything in the TMKATI au. Mei chalked her comparatively dark complexion up to Macaque or Tang, and the scales and fire to whatever Big Bro Nezha was. Kid logic. There was def a period of time where Mei just knew she wa adopted, but the parents hadn't broken the news to her yet. It was an awkward conversation.

8. Erlang is stress incarnate. That third eye gives him images he does not want to see. Just radiates stress like a salt lamp. XD

9. Tbf we are talking about a manipulative murder monkey. MK introduces anyone to Macaque and it's like;

10. I don't know why, but I adore the idea of the Spider Gang post-S3 joining up with Red and the Demon Bull fam. Red probably admires Syntax's programming skills on the Spider-Bots, and offers him a job maintaining the Bull Clones... but DBK and Red are still a bit sore from New Years so they don't 100% trust or respect the spiders just yet. XD

Ty so much for sending these in! These weer really fun to read and to think about.

[yuendelahoya]

What did Blitz use his 72 Transformations to shapeshift to?

He can't use all 72 transformations but some of the ones he can use are spider, gorilla, cat, monkey and a few more